“Gabe: hi, i work for the diaper company? your prescription has automatically entered you into the annual diaper giveaway.  please rsvp for our trust-building seminars.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: oh man.  cool.
Gabe: uh, no, YOURE cool
Jenny: i KNOW. oh i DO know that though.
Gabe: cuz, what im sayeen is
Jenny: so
Gabe: so...cool
Jenny: my new ipod is as thin as a panty-liner for a teen with three hairs on her pusseta.  still pals?”